Have you ever wondered just how REAL underwater basket weaving is? Before I became an underwater basket weaving olympian and taught others how to use this age-old skill to fight off zombies, I often wondered if weaving baskets under water was even real or practical for that matter. But then I met the ghost of Bruce Lee and my life was changed forever!
The Real Art of Basket Weaving Was Taught To Bruce Lee
You see, what most people don’t know is that Bruce Lee was a legendary zombie fighter that honed his craft by weaving baskets with his father and grandfather. They taught Bruce that for one to stop the zombie, one must weave like the wind. Those underwater basket weaving lessons became life lessons that stopped the 1st zombie apocalypse from spreading past Hong Kong in 1976.
It was only because of Bruce Lee’s pure determination and refusal to quit that the zombie horde was brought to a headless stop thanks to the underwater basket weaving genius of Bruce Lee. In less than three weeks, he taught over 100 police officers in the New Territories to weave wet baskets into a fighting machine that beheaded zombies left and right.
The Underwater Basket Weaving That Stopped The Zombie Horde
The victory is long forgotten now that Hong Kong is no longer a British colony. Once it was swallowed up by China, the whole event was swept under the rug and all the statues commemorating the event were taken down. The sheer stupidity of this whitewashing will no doubt be our undoing one day.
It is because of events like this that I became an underwater basket weaving olympian and why to this day I hone my skills in preparation for the coming zombie apocalypse. So, here me now and know that underwater basket weaving is real and that its usefulness is beyond measure. Oh and I almost forgot, you can learn how to weave baskets underwater at universities around the country now, so don’t hold back, learn while you still can.